that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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