yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I'm at about main and main street
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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