ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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