no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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