just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Soap is not a condiment
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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