the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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