Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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