I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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