I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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