People in love make me want to vomit
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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