have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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