Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
