You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
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I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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