does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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