Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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