there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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