Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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