just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
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How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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