Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
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He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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