But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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