Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
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I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
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He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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