her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
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Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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