Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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