And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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