1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
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I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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