Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
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Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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