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Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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