Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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