It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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