I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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