love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
