went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
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