The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
