do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
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I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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