I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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