There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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