When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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