i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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