I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Randomize
