Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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