just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
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It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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