Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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