For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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