Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
a search helicopter?!
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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