drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
How does one acquire holy water?
Randomize
