i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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