porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
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