question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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