that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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