you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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