My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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