Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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