Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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