i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
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Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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