It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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