you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
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Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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